Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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