Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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