she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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