You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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