yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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