You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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