i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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