Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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