I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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