Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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