some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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