ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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