I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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