i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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