So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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