You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
This house was built for laser tag.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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