The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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