awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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