Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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