I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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