His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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