When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Randomize
