im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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