Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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