You just made me feel so damn special
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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