David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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