Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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