How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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