I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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