I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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