I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you would pick up someone in the library
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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