don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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