I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
