seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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