i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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