He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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