Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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