She's JV to your varsity
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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