It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
kristin has been a bad kristin
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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