idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
