so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She even gives head with a lisp.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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