You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Your dad touched me again.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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