I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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