Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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