normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
