i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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