Dual....:-)
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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