Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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