Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
