butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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