new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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