Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?