You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize