..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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