3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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