I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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